This is boring.

There's no coffee.


Dante there is no coffee.


On another note sibling, guess who's fully recovered and ready to strip your intestines out and use it as decoration.

Okay, I will stay, you don't have to tie me up. Your knots are sloppy and I could get out anyway.
Things on the mend, I discovered an old video collection of...really awful movies. Mainly involving Adam West. I may rot my brain this afternoon then.

This place has alot of static interferance, it can't just be one problem, it has to be more. But what? It irritates me this isn't as simple as first thought.

Dante if you're going to break into the police edpartment, please be distret and don't leave anything behind. These people may be stupid but if they discover anything that we're not, kosher to them. You can expect shotguns and pitchforks like that time in Kentucky.

And if you're a good boy, hot makeup sex will commence shortly after.

So the area likes to play in shifts.
We'll see about that, it's extremely logical to just work out the time of occurance and become prepared.

Dante, you're an idiot for feeding me all these gummy worms, sugar isn't everything I need. Nor does drugs and alcohol. It's like you and a smart person, they're not ment to be together.

This....is alot of blood.

[strained coughing and gargling breaks out hazily over the mic]

F-....Dammit...

[small and short sounds of organic squeching and thick liquid dripping]

I never knew I had this much bloo-

[suddenly all sounds cease as a distant echo of something falling heavy hits, followed by a sharp intake of breath]

...He's back?!

[The sound of chains clanging together with the pitter patter of heavy liquid falling from a height, the sound of material, possibly a coat grinding against rusted metal gets closer, along with a series of pained and strained coughs, also what seems to be like, spilling liquid]

You...have


to be....kidding me-

So.

Who's the little maggot that has mysword then?

HOW'S MY DRIVING? ♥

Seriously, it's been 1/2years since I rped, I'm probably rusty~

Please.
This town is crawling with so much demonic and satanic activity I'm surprised the locals aren't dressed in white burning cats while dancing around makeshift gods out of tinfoil and gascans.

It's all very amusing but for the moment.